#25
This one goes out to JT.
#24
Jonah's manager, a marketing wunderkind in his day, knew they'd have a hit on their hands if they could somehow combine cone bras and construction. This debut fared much better than both its follow-ups, "I backfill floozies" and the more honest "I pay for sex."
#23
This record sold surprisingly well, mostly because people thought it was a comedy album. It contains, in fact, 128 funeral dirges.
#22
Nice of these gals to prop themselves up like that, so's not to get in the way of the road. It's the only way in or out of Dreamtown!
#21
Nobody wants this story, Slim. No-body.
#20
Roger doesn't remember it, but this photo shoot took place in just 28 seconds, using only his "got any crack?" face.
#19
With...who?
#18
I can answer that one for ya, Fos: it's "estra." Kudos to the photographer, though, for getting this pre-trampling shot.
#17
New accent? How bout a new sharpie? Seriously, you spent less money on this font work than Foster Edwards (although you did fit all the words in). You could have had wigged elephants, Man!
#16
You're welcome, Mikey. You're welcome.
#15
My vote for #1. Hands down. Too soon?
#14
Sorry, I've seen Skid Row Joe. He does NOT look like that. And he can't sign his name. On account of he's dead.
#13
Hey, fuck you. I like this cover. It has rainbow-punching, a sportscaster, and a monster guy. What more do you want, you pricks? Next you'll be telling me Sesame Street Disco is bad.
#12
You want to know where Kankakee, Illinois is? It's right here, my friend. It's all right here.
#11
Proof that not every Sears portrait should be an album cover. Dad sure looks happy to be here, though.
#10
I don't know, Cody. You still haven't returned the last one you borrowed. Remember, when you came by last week for a cup of retarded?
#9
Ah, who could forget the Scottish Liberace? Certainly not the poor souls it ate.
#8
Nothing about this could really be described as "live."
#7
This is fucking gangster, bitches. You see that crack in his hand? Roger would KILL for some o' that shit.
#6
Organ does not, in this case, refer to the musical instrument.
#5
Dammit! I already blew my organ joke.
#4
This is the kind of happiness that Merrill seeks. The blood red kind.
#3
Before Rush Limbaugh was king of the airwaves, he was king of all the taverns. And of the retarded laugh. And of being a fat sweaty pig. Jesus.
#2
Ron experimented with many methods for navigating his home-built "go-buggy-dune-kart" before finally settling on the simplest: an anthropomorphic female robot with an opening in the back of its head. This created a "look ma, no hands" effect, while the actual steering was done by Ron's penis. What Ron did NOT account for was that his "boner-pilot" system required an erection from the driver, which Ron was unable to maintain. The whole thing ended very badly shortly after this photo was taken.
And finally...
#1
I just....I don't...William Butler Yeats would not possibly have the words.
